PoopFare

Est. 2026 · Satirical 501(c)(3)

Community intake

Nominate a villain

PoopFare can't list everyone who deserves it. You tell us who we forgot — Jared's interns will pretend to review it while your nominee goes straight into play.

Nomination form

Who's missing from the roster?

Tell us who deserves a spot. Your nominee joins your matchup pool instantly — and climbs the leaderboard as you (and others) allocate poop.

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Satire only. Nominate real public figures. No private individuals. Legal Poop