Legal Poop
Purely satirical. No real poop is harmed in the making of this product.
Satire Notice
PoopFare is a work of parody. All person descriptions, “charges,” and rankings are fictional satire about public figures, presented for comedic commentary. Nothing on this site constitutes factual accusation, endorsement of harassment, or call to real-world action.
Public Figures Only
Our editorial policy covers public figures only. We do not include private individuals, minors, or anyone whose inclusion could constitute targeted harassment. Edge cases are reviewed by humans who take satire seriously (and poop more seriously than they should).
Virtual Poop
Virtual poop has no monetary value. It cannot be bought, sold, traded, or redeemed. Any resemblance to real charitable giving is intentional parody and legally distinct from actual philanthropy.
Trademark
“PoopFare” is a distinct satirical brand. Any similarity to other fare-themed empathy products is coincidental, comedic, and probably deserved.
Contact
For takedown requests or editorial concerns: legal@poopfare.com